now i know why i became what i already was.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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