I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm going to jail i love you
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
