So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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