Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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