yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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