Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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