I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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