So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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