Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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