Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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