So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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