I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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