she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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