But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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