garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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