your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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