By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize
