I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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