We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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