Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
no. you can't hotbox the world.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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