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• (707): View more from California

  I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture

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• (631): View more from New York

  i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture

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• (940): View more from Texas

  talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.

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• (432): View more from Texas

  Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night

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