party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We had to coat check the pizza.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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