This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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