Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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