Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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