You're my little dorito
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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