hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
3 2 1 whiskey
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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