I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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