Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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