the day after is always just damage control
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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