New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Randomize
