I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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