ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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