sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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