You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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