I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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