rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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