You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Randomize
