we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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