i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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