I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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