with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
where are my pants?
in the oven.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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