Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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