normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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