that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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