We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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