her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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