But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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