Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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