"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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