yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Randomize
