So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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