Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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