Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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