Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Randomize
